Thursday, June 30, 2011
The Commercial Vampire: Sonic Burgers
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Hero – review
Release date: 2010
Contains spoilers
Hero is a Korean movie that purports to be a teenage vampire flick that has a romance element, but don’t let thoughts of Twilight influence your expectations of this film. Whilst there is some creepy stalking, the vampires in this have fangs and drink blood and the baseline is that it is a teen orientated gentle comedy with vampires in it.
The film actually looks rather classy through its running time but I did – as I will highlight later – feel that it lost its way towards the end. The film begins with a man stumbling through a high rise construction rather drunkenly.
Han Ye-won as Lee Yoo-ri |
the good vampires |
stylish shot |
blood bath |
bite marks |
awkward but sweet |
vampire disintegration |
bad vampire |
raiding blood packs |
At the time of review I couldn’t find an IMDb page, however there is a Hancinema page here.
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Labels: vampire
Monday, June 27, 2011
Honourable Mention: Casper’s Scare School
Worse than that he was actually scared by Jimmy and this ended up on the ghost TV show Scar Centre. Casper is sent, by leader of the creatures Kibosh (Kevin Michael Richardson, the Batman Vs Dracula,Scooby-Doo! And the Legend of the Vampire ), to Scare School where he will be taught to be scary. If that fails he’ll end up being banished to the Valley of the Shadows, a place all creatures fear.
Thatch the vampire |
Thatch in his coffin |
Thatch in trouble |
The IMDb page is here.
;)Q
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Labels: fleeting visitation, mummy, vampire
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Vamp or Not? La Maison Nucingen
It is also a film that has defied viewing by not appearing on DVD. As I type this it has now, at long last, appeared on DVD in France. Judicious searching can find English fan-subs on the net and the film is now viewable! And what a film; confusing, beautiful, thought-provoking and lyrical. It is based on Balzac, but whilst I haven’t read the source work I suspect it is only loosely based on it and I could certainly see traces of both Le Fanu and Poe peeking from behind the curtain.
It begins with a meal; William Henry James III (Jean-Marc Barr) eats a meal with his companion and listens in to a conversation, though we never see the speakers as they are in another area of the restaurant, separated by a curtain. They are actually telling the story of his life – though it is more fiction than fact. The film, then, is his story… as he remembers it, as they tell it? It isn’t explained and, in reality, it doesn’t matter.
Whilst still in Paris |
Léonore's reflection |
when they have first arrived |
Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre as Lotte |
the skeletal leg |
Léonore with Anne-Marie |
vampiric feeding? |
attacking Lotte |
a view of the Andes |
the bone flute |
The IMDb page is here.
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Labels: vampire, vampiric ghost
Saturday, June 25, 2011
New Blog: The Daily Fang
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Friday, June 24, 2011
Honourable Mention: The Ghost and Master Boh
Also living locally is a mobster named Aoo who, at the head of the film, sends his men to dig up the corpse of a girl named Whan who died a violent death. They bungle, dropping the corpse which roles down a hill, leaving the shroud behind and falling into the river. There she revives and becomes a vengeful ghost – albeit a physical one – and wants revenge upon her killer. The killer (and rapist) happens to be Aoo.
Of course Boh gets drawn into this situation but this is not the reason for the honourable mention.
the fake krasue |
the real krasue |
He does ‘exorcise’ the fake Krasue later in the film. A rather silly film, humour wise, but it has the appearance of a Krasue and so deserves a honourable mention. At the time of writing there is no imdb page.
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Labels: fleeting visitation, krasue
Thursday, June 23, 2011
The Moth Diaries – review
Release date: 2002
Contains spoilers
The Blurb: Ernessa is a vampire. She wants me, and only me, to see it. Her hand is guiding mine as I write these words
At an exclusive girls’ boarding school, a sixteen-year-old girl records her most intimate thoughts in a diary. The object of her obsession is her room-mate, Lucy Blake, and Lucy’s friendship with their new and disturbing classmate. Ernessa is a mysterious presence with pale skin and hypnotic eyes. Around her swirl dark secrets and a series of ominous disasters. As fear spreads through the school, fantasy and reality mingle in a waking nightmare of gothic menace, fuelled by the lusts and fears of adolescence.
And at the centre of the diary is the question that haunts all who read it: Is Ernessa really a vampire? Or is the narrator trapped in her own fevered imagination?
The review: This was a recommendation by Halek and, I have to say, it might have been easy to dismiss the novel – based on the blurb – as just another adolescent-school-vampire-drama. However that is doing the novel a grave misservice and I hope this review might place the novel on a few radars.
This is far from a teen novel. It might feature a nameless teen narrator and her friends, it might be set in a school, but it is a dark gothic traipse through a mind perhaps fractured by psychosis. It might be fair to suggest that this is the love child of Carmilla (which is actually cited within the book) and Some of your Blood (or at least a twist thereof).
From the preface, in which the narrator, as an adult, explains why she has re-read and released the journal she had kept during her sixteenth year – at the urging of the psychiatrist she used to see, we get a sense that the contents may not be real. He suggests that she had been "suffering from borderline personality disorder complicated by depression and psychosis". It is true her sixteen-year-old self had still been recovering from the suicide of her father two years before.
Her mother had shipped her off to boarding school but the world she had built around Lucy, her room-mate during that school year, fell apart as Lucy seemed to drift to the new girl Ernessa. The picture of the narrator is not a pretty one, she is clearly jealous and petty with a general superiority complex with regards some of the girls. However Klein builds a complex character and so we do develop a genuine sympathy for her as well.
By the end of the book you are left with possibilities. That she was obsessed and jealous of a friendship with an innocent (at least of vampirism) girl, that perhaps Ernessa – who looks a little like her, is Jewish as she is and has lost her father also – was never real and was a psychotic externalisation or that Ernessa was really a vampire. The book leaves you to make your own mind up. Was, for instance, the school as rife with anti-semetic feeling as the narrator sometimes maintains? Was Lucy predated upon by this new girl or did she simply become ill? Was the death of as student a result of a sinister act or simply a tragic accident? Did the narrator project the idea of vampirism onto her rival due to jealousy and latent lesbian attraction?
The book takes adolescent struggles and amplifies it through the narrator, it takes the bourgeoning sexuality of a teen and questions it through friendship, through the Electra complex and through the vampire. Well worth a read. 7.5 out of 10.
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Labels: belief in vampires, vampire
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Queen of Kings – review
Published: 2011
Contains spoilers
The Blurb: Once there was a queen of Egypt… a queen who became through magiuc something else…
What if Cleopatra didn’t commit suicide beside her beloved husband, Mark Antony, in 30 BC? What if she couldn’t die? What if she became immortal?
A dazzling debut novel, Queen of Kings tells how a queen’s desire to protect all she holds dear – the soul of her dead husband, her children, her kingdom – leads her to make a mortal bargain with a god. And how not even the wisest of Egypt’s scholars could have foretold what would follow…
For her help, Sekhmet, the goddess of death and destruction, demands something in return: Cleopatra herself. Transformed into a mythic, shape-shifting, not-quite-human manifestation of a deity who seeks to destroy the world, Cleopatra desires revenge, longs for her loved ones… and craves human blood.
Blending historical fiction and the darkest of fantasy, Maria Dahvana Headley’s extraordinary reimagining of the story of perhaps the most famous woman in history is a spellbinding feat of the imagination.
The review: Queen of Kings is certainly an unusual vampire story but, in real terms, a vampire story it is. For a start off the vampire is Cleopatra, however the way Headley sets this up has a logical sense. Indeed the ultimate fate of all the historical characters within the book are pretty much as happened (as pointed out in the historical notes at the end of the book)… it is just that the road to them is very, very different. In this way the book manages to dovetail with historical thinking – but then fills the ancient world with the myths, monsters, Gods and witches that classical mythology would have within that setting.
The result is a fantasy novel par excellence, with a real world setting, well-built and believable characters and Cleopatra as a vampire – her soul sold to the goddess Sekhmet and her body (undead as it is) a physical manifestation of and link to the Goddess.
Many of the normal vampire rules apply. Silver burns (not explained, but presumably due to purity), sunlight burns (as Ra exiled his daughter) and blood must be drunk, which strengthens Cleopatra and serves as a sacrifice to Sekhmet. Cleopatra can shapeshift – a giant snake and a lion are two of the forms she takes. Fire, however, does not destroy her – as Sekhmet is a daughter of Ra she is born of fire – and Cleopatra’s control of animals is wider than the control that other vampires might have had in stories, encompassing most beasts.
The story was well written, and a great read. Recommended. 8 out of 10.
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Labels: vampire
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Beetlejuice – Hotel Hello – review
Release date: 1991
Contains spoilers
The cartoon series of Beetlejuice was, very much, a different beast to the movie that spawned it. The Maitlands do not appear in the series at all, Beetlejuice (Stephen Ouimette) and Lydia (Alyson Court) are best friends and the afterlife setting is replaced by the neitherworld .
Delia and Beetlejuice |
Fleago |
nocturnal visit |
Count Mein |
The movement away from the structure and tenure of the film was a problem for me with regards the show, however this wasn’t bad for a wacky cartoon. 5.5 out of 10.
The episode’s IMDb page is here.
;)Q
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Monday, June 20, 2011
Guest Blog: Blood For the Living - review
Author: Kate Nevermore
First Published: 2010
Contains spoilers
In the near future, an experimental study alters gene therapy subjects into living vampires, giving them superhuman strength, speed, stamina and senses, yet leaving them dependent on blood for survival.
I first came across this book on Facebook, and on reading the blurb was intrigued enough to order a copy. It combines sci-fi and vampires, but in an effective way.
The author flips time periods throughout the book, from the near future to a point some 350 years in the future, to describe how the treatment for Porphyria altered the DNA makeup of the test subjects into vampires, and the formation of the secretive V Society.
This society is made up of the Founders (first test subjects), Seniors and Juniors, and we are introduced to a vampire society that has been corrupted over time by a reigning triumvirate, leading to a vendetta against one of the families, namely the Ricos family. This, of course, is where our main protagonist, Eliza Ricos, comes in.
The story follows her as she is aided and abetted in her attempts to outwit the seemingly all powerful rulers of the society, who have over the centuries grown the society's holdings, under the guise of Fourth Planet Farms into a corporation reminiscent of the Umbrella Corporation, from the Resident Evil series, with regards to its power and secrecy, whilst trying to discover the reason behind the assault on her family. I won't go into too much detail as to what happens, since that would spoil things completely, suffice to say Eliza is discovered by the Founders, who all the Seniors and Juniors had assumed to be dead, aiding her and even coming to her rescue when she is captured by the ruling Seniors and transported to their refuge.
The problems regarding blood supply are amply addressed within the book, so let's just say Fourth Planet Farms has a lot to do with it.
The book races towards its inevitable showdown between the Founders and the dishonest reigning Seniors, bringing with it an insight into the corruption rife within the society, at which point we also find more about Eliza herself that is hinted at throughout the story. How the tables are turned on the Seniors.......................buy it and read it to find out.
The characters may not be vampires in the conventional sense, not having fangs, but are easily identifiable as such, having superhuman strength, stamina, speed and senses, as well as an aversion to sunlight which is shown throughout the narrative. I have to be honest, I really enjoyed this book and hope that the promised sequel isn't too long in appearing. It's not particularly long at just shy of 200 pages but shows a lot of promise, weaving vampirism and science fiction into a thoroughly entertaining read.
A well-deserved 7.5 out of 10
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Labels: created by science, porphyria, vampire
Sunday, June 19, 2011
First Impression: Stake Land
Last night I took an impromptu trip to the cinema to see Stake Land as I noticed it showing locally… impromptu as I have been looking out for the film but it didn’t seem to be appearing in my local region and then suddenly the local Odeon had it on.
This is not going to be a film that wows those looking for action films or pretty boy vampires. That has to be said at the beginning and, in a moment of public complaint, perhaps if that had been explained to the four ‘selfless’ individuals, who clearly were not impressed with the film, before they entered the cinema then they might not have proceeded to talk through the film until I shushed at them and they left the cinema.
Now, winding back from that and focusing on the film, it is worth reminding ourselves that the post-apocalyptic vampire story is, in the form of I am Legend, the spiritual progenitor of the zombie genre, inspiring as it did Night of the Living Dead. Thus this is a vampire film that goes back to those post-apocalyptic roots and creates a vampire that is a snarling, blood lusting killer running on instinct and spreading its plague across the planet. As per more modern infected/zombie conventions it is a creature that can run, however it is not just a vampire that is kind of like a zombie. Vampire lore holds and it is killable by stake through the heart, sunlight and severing the spinal column – Mister (Nick Danici), the vampire hunter of the piece, suggests that the vampires use the reptilian part of the brain and cutting it off is like throwing a kill switch.
Connor Paolo as Martin |
are vampires the real monsters? |
Counterbalanced against that is the hope that exists, be it in the thought of New Eden, the pockets of community still managing to exist and in some cases flourish, and in the camaraderie that builds between Martin, Mister and the various rag-tag travellers that travel with them. However the film isn’t content for us to have hope. The Brotherhood will, by breaking through barriers or using choppers to drop them, destroy these pockets of hope using vampires and the film itself will take these fellow travellers away from Martin with little or no sympathy.
a berserker |
The acting and casting was bob on, especially in respect of Nick Damici who, despite his character’s background remaining mysterious (though more is offered in an official, online, character portrait), manages to draw a hard, world weary but caring character. We do get a cameo from Larry Fessenden who was also a producer of the film and was himself behind the genre films Habit and I Sell the Dead. The soundtrack was an interesting part of the film, mournful would be the best description and it really set an atmosphere that suggested that the film wasn’t meant to be the action or horror picture that some might have expected.
I thoroughly enjoyed Stake Land (ill-mannered cinema patrons not withstanding), though I could understand why it might fail to hit the buttons for other viewers. The IMDb page is here. (Article images sourced from Google images)
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Friday, June 17, 2011
(Luis Scafati’s) Dracula – review
Author and art: Luis Scafati
Release date: 2008
Contains spoilers
Artist Luis Scafati brings a new slant to the Dracula myth in this book of art, where the text is almost supportive of the pictures rather than the other way around.
This is not a faithful rendering of Bram Stoker’s novel, rather it is an amalgam of various sources including the novel, the historical Țepeș, the romance introduced in the 1973 Dracula and a large dose of Nosferatu. This list is not exclusive and, indeed, Scafati adds some of his own lore. In a description of anti-vampire devices we get (with my highlight): “’Vampires, the professor continued, ‘feed off blood. They live in the dark and hate sunlight, which is lethal to them. They have sharp fangs and mysterious powers, such as the ability to control certain inferior beasts and change shape at will. They also fear the smell of fruits and the sign of the cross. They are immortal. To destroy them it is necessary to pierce their hearts with a stake made from wild rose or ash.’”
Dracula and Mina |
The story itself is an interesting, if brief, reimagining but it is the artwork on which the book succeeds or fails. I was taken by the stark, nightmarish style and to me it worked really well. The score is actually based upon the art primarily, and the volume as a collection piece. 8 out of 10.
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Thursday, June 16, 2011
Honourable Mention: Lamia Vol 2.
Hushicho is soon to launch the second volume of the duo’s wacky and eroticised adventures over at the Lamia homepage (note, Lamia is not safe for work). The comic will be free to read and released over a period of time. If you can’t wait for the next instalment it will be sold in book form as well.
I have been lucky enough to be sent an advance viewing of the volume and thoroughly enjoyed it. In this volume Antonio is upset as characters are being killed in his favourite comic book and so he and Lamia employ the help of a witch to enter the comic book world in order that they might save two of his heroes. Whilst in there they make the acquaintance of the Disco Queen and…
Well, you are just going to have to wait but make sure you keep an eye out for the series launch and even, perhaps, pick up a printed copy too. But rest assured there is plenty of superhero satire and fumetti cheekiness that is sure to keep you entertained.
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Labels: vampire
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust – review
Director: Conrad Brooks
Release date: 2009
Contains spoilers
There were three Gypsy vampire movies that I was aware of (follow the links for the reviews of films one, two and three) – altogether they achieved a combined score of 2 (out of 30). Was I harsh? If you watched the films you'd say no.
arrival |
Meeting Mr Margo |
Count Lugo |
Like me, he prayed for it to end |
criminal acting |
Max the zombie |
I’ve said it all as I went through the scenes… this was a poorly acted, poorly shot, poorly scripted flick and it had no actual redeeming qualities. 0 out of 10. At the time of review there is no IMDb page.
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